just booked my trains to go and see the rising serpent in falmouth!!!
"The type as loud as a motorbike, but wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight." - Jay-Z
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“My life is just a series of embarrassing incidents strung together by telling people about those embarrassing incidents.” - Russell Brand.
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"Being here fills my heart with so much joy, even if the joy isn't mine." - Jonathan Safran Foer • noahs ask
standing on the shoulders of giants
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“My life is just a series of embarrassing incidents strung together by telling people about those embarrassing incidents.” - Russell Brand.
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"Being here fills my heart with so much joy, even if the joy isn't mine." - Jonathan Safran Foer • noahs ask
standing on the shoulders of giants
also, another note from me: there is nothing i hate more than “YOLO”, its FUCKING SHIT and people say it about the most BORING THINGS
weirdest night of my life
last night i was really late coming back from work so i drank half a bottle of wine while i was showering and then FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON there was a jacuzzi full of cold water in Proud and we were in it for literally an hour and then a girl was sick on my feet and me and ellie told some men we were devout christian dental nurses and he offered us cigarettes and we told him the lord will smite him and then this INSANE guy kept telling me he designed stuff for alexander mcqueen and I was like SHUT UP YOU IDIOT HE’S DEAD and i told him my name was amanda for some reason. and then on the way home we started chanting that thing thats like “WE LIKE TO DRINK WITH ….. BECAUSE …. IS OUR MATE” with Christ as the name and then is just disintegrated into us all screaming “BLOOD OF CHRIST, BLOOD OF CHRIST, SHOTS OF BLOOD” in the streets and then we all barged into alex’s room without his consent and he was really high watching catchphrase and our friend emily who works at m & m world had given him A LITERAL THOUSAND green m&ms so we ate those and i slept in the ball pit
not that im not BLADDY EXCITED to come home for summer or anything, cos i really really am, its just that ive only just realised im going to miss london loads and loads and loads
the moral of the story is that the world is a pretty good place to be
